When Frankenstein was a kid by Kenn Nesbitt
When frankenstein was just a kid
He ate up all his greens .it's true he did
He ate his spinach,,salads,peas,
Asparagus,and food like these,
And with each leaf and lima bean
His skin turned a bit more green.
On chives and chard he loved to chew,
And brussels sprouts and peppers too
Until he ate that fateful bean
That turned his skin completely green
He turned all green, and stayed that way
And now he frightens folks away.
Poor frankenstein,his tale is sad,
but things need not have been so bad,
It's fair to say, if only he
had eaten much less celery,
avoided cabbage, ate no kale,
Why then we’d have a different tale
So mom and dad i’m here to say
Please take these vegetables away
Or my fate could be just as grim
Yes i could end up green like him .
So,mom and dad ,before we dine ,
Please give a thought to frankenstein
Kenn nesbitt